{"id":267,"date":"2010-11-30T10:40:27","date_gmt":"2010-11-30T06:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nayarweb.com\/blog\/?p=267"},"modified":"2010-11-30T10:40:27","modified_gmt":"2010-11-30T06:40:27","slug":"beer-math","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nayarweb.com\/blog\/2010\/beer-math\/","title":{"rendered":"Beer Math"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got this in my mail today. Kinda cool \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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CHEERS!!!<\/p>\n
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An Oldie in different guise. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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YOUR AGE BY BEERMATH<\/strong>
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\nDon’t tell me your age; you’d probably lie anyway-but the <\/strong>BUD<\/strong>Man will know!<\/strong>
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\nYOUR AGE BY <\/strong>BEER<\/strong>MATH<\/strong>
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\nThis is pretty neat.
\nDON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
\nIt takes less than a minute.
\nWork this out as you read.
\nBe sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out! \u00a0This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s fun.<\/strong>
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\n1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have <\/strong>a beer<\/strong>(more than once but less than 10)<\/strong>
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\n2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)<\/strong>
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\n3. Add 5<\/strong>
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\n4. Multiply it by 50 — I’ll wait while you get the calculator<\/strong>
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\n5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760 ..
\nIf you haven’t, add 1759..<\/strong>
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\n6… Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.<\/strong>
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\nYou should have a three digit number<\/strong>
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\nThe first digit of this was your original number
\n(i.e., how many times you want to have <\/strong>beer <\/strong>each week).<\/strong>
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\nThe next two numbers are<\/strong> <\/strong>
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\nYOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)<\/strong>
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\nTHIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2010) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.<\/em><\/strong>
\nBEER <\/em><\/strong>Calculator.<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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I got this in my mail today. Kinda cool \ud83d\ude00 CHEERS!!! An Oldie in different guise. YOUR AGE BY BEERMATH Don’t tell me your age; you’d probably lie anyway-but the BUDMan will know! YOUR AGE BY BEERMATH This is pretty neat. DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this … Continue reading Beer Math<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[42],"class_list":["post-267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nayarweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nayarweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nayarweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nayarweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nayarweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nayarweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nayarweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nayarweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nayarweb.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}