– Zakobi likes Poisson. 
– Zakobi can erase the white board.
– Zakobi can answer calls on his mobile phone.
– Zakobi knows more than his colleagues.
– Zakobi is OKAY!
– Zakobi has a BSc degree and got extra knowledge from Books.
– Zakobi requires more iterations than Seidel.
– Zakobi could have invented Windows but it was already invented.
– Zakobi doesn’t like teaching in schools.
– Zakobi can make matrix excel sh*ts.
– Zakobi, being always late, is very punctual.
– Zakobi is always in a bad mood.
– Zakobi is smart and intelligent.
– Zakobi can sometimes be in a pleasant mood.
– Maths can get confused but not Zakobi!
– There is a probability that Zakobi has a wife. There is also the probability that he doesn’t.
– Zakobi can also reject phone calls.
– Zakobi can reflect in the bus while returning home.
– Zakobi comes in a car (can someone confirm?)
– Zakobi can crack jokes.
