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The sky is NOT blue!!!

Warning: This blog post might be shocking for some people. Please bear with me for a while or leave this page right now! My sincere apologies if this post hurts anyone’s feelings.

The whole humanity is in manifest error. You say the sky is blue. Completely wrong!!!!

Infact, the sky is purple.

You definitely are an ignorant people unless you accept my statement and be my sincere follower.

WTF Nayar!!! We all know that the sky is blue. You Idiot!

See for yourself. You called me idiot? Shame on you

Blue Sky

This is blue. Stop wasting my time with your useless talks. Stupid!

If you do not accept the fact that the sky is purple and that I am the best scientist of all time, then you are a son of a prostitute (yes, that’s how the argument was). Follow these steps so that you may see the truth:

1. Sincerely believe in me as the greatest scientist of all time
2. You need to enjoy this blog post with all your heart
3. Wear these spectacles


4. Now look at the sky again once you purified your heart

WOW!!! You are a genius Nayar!!!

How could i be in error for the X years I am alive. You are my indeed my savior.
Without you, i would be like others who think the sky is infact blue.

Some years after
Now, everyone is made to wear that spectacles from birth itself. The first colour of the sky they would see is Purple. It has now become a FACT!

If someone happen to remove his spectacles for any reason whatsoever and sees the colour of the sky as blue, he would say to himself:

OMG, I sinned! I removed my spectacles. Thats why i saw this. I shouldn’t have done this. As from now i will always keep my spectacles on. How did I dare question the colour of the sky? Shame on me.

Else, this could happen

– Mummy, mummy. The sky is not blue!
– Ofcourse! This is because you removed your spectacles. Without it, you won’t see the truth. Put it on again son.
– Yeah. I can see it again. Thanks mom for your clarifications. (sad ending indeed 🙁 )

No one would do further questioning as they wouldn’t want their mom to be called a prostitute. He would be boycotted very badly.

So, what’s this all about?
Well, that’s my own story i’m telling. God gifted me with eyes and a brain Alhamdolillah. They made these 2 things ‘Haram’ to use. I *must* see only through them and let them think for me.

They use irrational arguments to counter argue things which any casual Joe would usually see as mere ‘bullshit’.

When I would ask to them reflect on certain things, they would tell me that i am too naive for these. I should read more of their litteratures.

If they are indeed truthful, then one is bound to recognize that from whatever method he uses. We don’t need brainwashing.

When i would put infront of them arguments which are crystal clear as pure water and solid as diamond, they would say:

(some bullshit explanations)…, to tell you the truth Nayar, i don’t know myself! Anyways, i would recommend you to read our literatures. There must be some explanations to it

Can you see how all conversations end? They would always say to wear their branded spectacles so as i could see the ‘truth’ as truth again. And if i persist using the eyes which God gifted me, you know what they would do.

I just want to see truth by myself and take my own decisions!!!

If they are indeed truthful, then one is bound to recognize that from whatever method he uses. We don’t need brainwashing.

May God guides us on the right path, the possessor of all knowledge, the best of Guides. May he bestow his mercy upon me and upon you all.

Ameen

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Tip: Save energy while cooking

– Water boils at 100 degrees Celsius at STP (Standard Temperature and Pressure).
– During boiling, liquid water is converted into gas state.
– Boiling occurs throughout the liquid.

You might be thinking why the hell am i saying this. You all knew it since childhood. But still, most of you are as if you didn’t know this at all. How?

While you are cooking something in water, it is not necessary that you see huge amounts of bubbles coming out of it. It won’t cook faster if you put a stronger flame beneath it. You are just wasting energy and money. Let me explain

dQ = dU + dW

The first law of Thermodynamic says that the heat supplied to a system equal to the change in its internal energy and the work done by the system.

But what happens at the boiling point?
All the energy being supplied to the system is used to do work (i.e. evaporate the water). We call this energy latent heat of vaporization. This is because the change in internal energy is zero. Simple algebra 😛

If you are evaporating less water, you can put less water at the beginning. The water will warm sooner and your meal will be ready sooner 😉

Boiling occurs throughout a liquid. Water at the bottom is not hotter than those at the surface 😉

Summary:
– Your food won’t cook faster if you put a bigger flame when its already boiling.
– You can lower the flame at the boiling point so as only to maintain the temperature.
– Time is money. Energy is money. Saving both allows you to have 2x economy,
– You just made one step to save the planet by being eco-friendly 😀

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My HSC Results

I won’t make a long intro. Here’s my results:
Maths: B
Physics: A
Chemistry: B
General Paper: B
Biology: B

Note: I took tuitions only in GP

Tuitions are really out of the equation for success!

HSC Results
I thought my results would look the one in the picture since yesterday. I was even sure that i would fail in chemistry. I was worried as i thought i’ll have to redo my HSC. I was afraid to go to sleep.

When i woke up in the morning, i was soo happy to know that i didn’t had a nightmare 😀

I was was very excited to go and fetch my results as it would be the first time i would ride my new bicycle. Cycling to school helped me a lot to manage the stress. If i’d be sitting idle in bus going to school, i’d have a nervous breakdown.

I was very happy when the teacher smiled at me and congratulated me.

I thought i could even fake smiles after this day. Finally, Aal iz Well!!! 😀

Anyways, my friend told me this yesterday. Hope it’ll help you too

“whatever be the results just don’t loose faith in life”.

I end this blog post with few words for those who haven’t taken their HSC exams yet:
– Do not just study
– Do not only put nissa. LOL 😛
– You must both enjoy yourselves and study. During class time, follow the class. During breaks and at home, do whatever you want. Save 30minutes for homeworks at home
– Tuition are NOT the way to success.

I took tuitions only in GP as i almost failed in the subject the previous year. Now, you might think that if i took tuitions in all subject, i would have A everywhere. Totally FALSE!!!

The reason for this result is that i never ever opened my book/copybooks at home. If i had done only 15 minutes of homework per day, I could have got A’s.

The real study task is done st school. Tuitions are really out of the equation for success!

Mauritians need to get this straight. This  tuition habits  needs to stop!

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Last Fake Smile

maybe the last smile i'm faking

Tomorrow is the day when some will be happy while others would be sad.
The only thing i keep saying to myself is “All Iz Well”. Hope All really goes Well.

Best of luck to you too.

Let me use the ‘smile’ smiley now. Hope i get another occasion to use it again. The symbol for the smiley is : ) without space
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

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A Day at the Seaside in Mauritian Creole

I wanted to share an extract from a post from another Mauritian Blogger about the introduction of creole at school. You can find the original post here: Who wants to learn creole?

This is how you would write an essay title “A Day at the Seaside”

“En zourner bord la mer.
Moi ek en de melar decide pou dessan bord la plaz pou kass en yen. Sa zour la soleil p crass difer mover kaliter. Mo pass bazar mo tap en dipain ek so gato pima pou nu manzer la zourner. La boisson mo camouad Zorz pou amener. Dresser partou.”

TVR 😀 (Trap Vente Riyer)
Our ministers and creole activists are really dumb to introduce creole at schools.

Creole is one step forward in ruining the country and two steps backwards in its development.